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Red vs blue:Blood gulch avenue

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue,
I’d like to ride down blood gulch just me and you,
And Meet up with the whole gang,
And hear a story about the whole she-bang

It’s the greatest story of all time,
About the good, bad, and aliens and how they intertwine,
In our world set years in the future,
What kinda story could be any cooler?

First there is Sarge and he hates Grif a lot,
Cause Grif is a lazy ass, who hates to get shot,
Then there Simmons there he is cool too,
And Donut who wears pink, but hates to admit its true,

It’s a story that’s not hard to find,
And there’s something you gotta keep in mind,
That nothing there quite what it seems,
There’s always a miss match, and a change in teams…

Roses are Red, Violets are blue,
I’d like to ride down blood gulch just me and you,
And Meet up with the whole gang,
And hear a story about the whole she-bang

Church is leader and isn’t always nice,
And his buddy Tucker who adds a little spice,
Don’t forget there’s Caboose, who gives us some thrills,
Especially with church who he usually kills…

Then there is Tex and she’s there too,
She’s a freelancer but usually helps the blues,
But then again she’s church’s Ex.
So sometimes the situation ain’t the best.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue,
I’d like to ride down blood gulch just me and you,
And Meet up with the whole gang,
And hear a story about the whole she-bang

O’Malley is an evil AI,
And won’t stop until both sides die,
He tries to control everyone but always loses,
He especially hates those blues and also the Reds,


It’s a complicated story and this is true,
How they live in a canyon and travel to other places too,
As the war goes on between both sides,
With new friends and few people live and few die,

The end comes and then goes,
No real ending but everyone knows,
That the world isn’t just about to go away,
We will live to see a new video and the whole gang another day,

Gamma, Vic Jr. Wyoming, and that new alien too,
All the enemies that hate the reds and the blues,
But they have friends like that alien that goes honk-honk,
Junior, York, Sis and Doc, what more could you want?

Roses are Red, Violets are blue,
I’d like to ride down blood gulch just me and you,
And Meet up with the whole gang,
And hear a story about the whole she-bang

Then there is Sheila and she’s the blue team’s tank,
Yet she has a horrible memory Bank,
And Lopez the Spanish robot and I don’t mean to interrupt  
But He keeps changing teams so quickly he’s just like a slut,   

So in the end how does it go?
Does the story end or has it finished its flow?
Is Tex really dead? Is Vic Jr. Really there?
Who knows, the gang doesn’t really Care.

I told you this story with not a single lie,
So I now bid you a long goodbye,
And remember no question is stupid so have no fear,
Well except…why are we here?  

Cause…
Sarge is Red,
And Caboose is blue,
Don’t forget about the other coloured characters you gotta love too…
So try and remember and figure out this story and this tune,
As you ride down and remember Blood Gulch Avenue…
this is soooooooo bad.

but i told my friend i would post it. tell me what you think
you gosh darn reds or you bluetards XP.

no i love the series, favorite guy definetly Church. i love
that witty bastard. XD

he is definetly not a "gay robot"

...inside jokes...
ANYWAYS

tell me what you think!
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Mizutune's avatar
very nicely written